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The "Nacho Average Blanket" Velveteen Plush Throw
$38.00
Let’s taco ’bout pure comfort. Smothered in vibrant, fully loaded nacho goodness across silky-soft velveteen plush, this blanket serves up all the melted cheese, jalapeño crunch, and cozy vibes you crave—with zero crumbs on the couch.
Sizing for every appetite: keep the small ones strictly for your fur baby (yes, that’s nacho dog’s blanket now, it’s a bark-rito) or your pint-sized tots. Stepping up to the bigger spreads? The medium is prime real estate for solo movie nights, while our giant oversized throw is large enough to invite someone else to the fiesta—if you really feel like sharing the platter, that is.
Please note: Due to variations in the production process, blankets may arrive up to 3" shorter than their listed size.
- Available in three sizes: 30x40" (Pup & Tot Snack), 50x60" (Solo Fi-couch-ta), 60x80" (The Shareable Super Platter)
- 100% polyester (SPOKE and Printify Choice) or 83% Polyester and 17% Spandex (Miami Sublimation)
- High-detail, vibrant one-sided nacho print with a clean white reverse
- Medium heavy-weight velveteen plush (8.85 oz/yd² / 300 g/m²) with sturdy double-needle topstitching
- Care: Machine wash cold (max 30C/90F), tumble dry low. Do not bleach, iron, or dry-clean.